Zara Holland Represents the New World Order

Gallery Icon

Lex Jurgen - April 12, 2017


Win a beauty pageant. Appear on dating reality show. Blow a dude on the show. Be stripped of your pageant title. Launch a bikini line. College isn't for everyone. In fact, if you're not studying the hard sciences or tech, it's a sucker's bet compared to blowing dudes to get your bikini line.

Zara Holland was Miss Great Britain until she suckled a dude on Love Island. It's Love Island. Nobody gets off the island without a mild burning sensation when they tinkle. Vanessa Williams started this pageant title stripping process long ago by default. She's made a fortune. At some point the pageant dolts will understand that they're offering twenty-five grand in gifts and services. A highly publicized sex scandal is worth two million cash to start. Ambitious young women will always swim with the current.


Photo Credit: Splash News

Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@) and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.