You Are What You Wear: D’ck Tie

Who says you can't be classy when you're being a d'ck? Introducing the D'ck Tie, which is exactly what its name implies: a tie that's shaped like a peen! At first, most people don't really know what they're looking at. They just think to themselves, Man, that's a weird looking tie with a round bottom that's...oh, oh, so that's what it is!

That's assuming they aren't dense enough to think that these D'ck Ties were a result of a seamstress's mistakes. The ties are made from 100% silk and come in three colors: two plain (in black and pink--how appropriate) and one in a bright, bold pattern.

Get It: $45