Who’s Hotter: Penelope Cruz and Tallia Storm Flower Power Sundress Showdown

It is moments like these that I wish I was not so put off by the thought of cross dressing, because sun dresses look comfy as hell. They are light, let a nice breeze cross over the genitals, and make boobs look even more amazing. As an added bonus they often times get pretty designs like the ones you see here.

I blame my aversion to wearing women’s clothes on the movie The Little Rascals. When two of those characters were caught cross-dressing in ballerina tutus I felt so much embarrassment for them that I vowed to never put on anything even remotely feminine again. That means no regardless of how comfortable an item of clothing may be, I will not have it on my body. So no sun dresses, no Uggs, and no Affliction t-shirts. An exception is made for kilts though, oddly enough, because there is nothing manlier than a man free-balling in a plaid skirt.

As far as this competition goes, I am afraid I am going to have to disqualify Tallia. Those are clearly pants that she is wearing, and they do not qualify. So congratulations, Penelope, you sexy Vixen. Bask in the glory of your uncontested victory.

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