Who’s Hotter: Joanna Krupa and Gretchen Rossi’s Incredible Cleavage On The Red Carpet

I love battles. Battlestar Galactica. Battleship. And blonde battle royales between the likes of Joanna Krupa and Gretchen Rossi to finally figure out who is hotter. Gretchen showed up with her A-game to the competition. It almost feels like she’s cheating. She looks like an angel in a heavenly white dress making it almost impossible to look away. And if someone judging to see who’s hotter can’t see the other woman because they’re mesmerized by her then she would automatically win. Great strategy. Fortunately I had enough willpower to pull my eyes away to gaze upon the other extremely beautiful woman, Joanna Krupa.

Joanna looks magical. Her dress and smile looks like she’s ready to grant any and every wish you’ve ever had. I’d easily give both of these women solid tens across the board but unfortunately that would mean things would be a draw. And unfortunately it's impossible to hand out two gold trophies for the same competition even though I wish I could. I can eyeball a lot of things like how much bait I would need for an entire day of fishing but I can’t just eyeball who’s hotter between Joanna and Gretchen. Too difficult.

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