Weird Stuff Sold On Coupon Sites: Clip-On Man Buns

When I am on the subway, especially in the hipstery parts of town, I always confronted with dirty, disgusting, greasy man buns. This trend is particularly disturbing. Why do these people want to look like busted samurais? No, not samurais. Samurais are too badass. Why do they want to look like a sorority girl who put up her unwashed hair while handing out BJs during spring break? It's not a look I would go for. But then, what do I know? I'm no fashionista. But what if you want to wear the look bust can't grow your hair out? Well, lucky for you Groupon has a coupon for a cli-on man bun. Simply attach the fake disgusting scrotum-like hair piece on your head and, Bam!, instant douchebag! The how to wear part on the site says:

1. Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table
2. Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire
3. Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead

Lame. Get it here.