Wait Did Cardi B’s Boob Job Leave Her Without Nipples?

It seems like everyone and their MILF watched the new Netflix reality competition series Rhythm + Flow this weekend, which means that everyone and their MILF was wondering where the heck Cardi B's nipples went. She's one of the hosts of the show - in which Cardi and friends search for the next hip-hop star - and as she rides in the backseat of a car, we see a ton of her chest real estate without a nipple in sight. Wherefore art thou nipple? She also walks around the set in a similarly revealing dress, also sans nip.

So what gives? I'm not a doctor, but medically speaking, if there is a nipple present, it seems like we're dealing with this sort of situation:

We discussed these stills from Rhythm + Flow at length at the office, and, all jokes aside, we think that possibly Cardi's dress is pushing up her implants independently of the skin that holds them in. So she can tape down her nipple and thrust her implants up practically into her neck in order to show off as much of her amazing hotness as possible. Or, or, or, Cardi's nipples are still sitting in the lost and found at her plastic surgeon's office. Either way, enjoy...

See all of Cardi B's nippleless scenes here