WAG Coleen Rooney Shows Her Fabulous Figure In Banging Bikini

Coleen Rooney’s body reminds me of what military grade means, she’s stacked, packed, and ready to go. I doubt anyone could find a more enticing firecracker in a better looking package even if Roman candles, quarter sticks, and sparklers were neatly wrapped together inside a 24 karat gold box. Coleen means business from the inside out. Her walk contains a confidence that tells everyone around her that she belongs at the beach and will have an excellent time no matter what. Now that’s an army of one that I would like to join. I could be her first recruit and guarantee her time at the beach to be filled with great fun. No seaweed stuck to her foot will ruin her day as I combat and neutralize any and all who pose a threat to Rooney’s day at the shore.

I wonder if Coleen knows how hot she is. I’d be afraid to look in the mirror if I looked that good. I’d be terrified of never wanting to leave the mirror. I’ve seen a lot of women but I don’t think I’ve seen any that look like Coleen. Her beauty is special. Special Ops. Her appearance is the best of the best and looks like it took hard work, dedication, and lots of time to achieve it. I would be forced to salute a woman like her every time she walked by.

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