Victoria Silvstedt Thongtastic Bikini In St. Tropez

Say what you will about Victoria Silvstedt, the now Forties and Faptastic Swedish former PMOY is still carrying herself and her bikini body and one tight little asstastic with tremendous agility and ogle-worthiness. Billionaires don't just pick out trophy girlfriends by spinning a big roulette wheel of the entire universe of the opposite sex. Nope, you've got to give to get. And what Victoria has to offer might just be summed up well by a forty-year old blonde who looks this stellar in a thong.

Victoria was naturally hanging off the side of a yacht parked off the coast of St. Tropez, because she's not doing much hanging at gin joints in Cleveland these days. She's like a promotional advertisement to keep your nose to the grindstone and maybe play the lottery every now and then. You too could have Victoria in a thong coming to see if you need anything below deck. Call me if this happens. Or, in the least, take pictures. One of us might win. Enjoy.

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