Victoria Beckham Strict and Sexy For British Vogue

Oh, Vicky, how you slay me. I'm not sure what my fascination is with the newly impregnated Victoria Beckham, I mean, the latter day VB version, where she's all lean and harsh-hot looking, with hair pulled back in a painful manner, the bewitching eye shadow, ready to dispense some serious domestic justice with a firm hand or ladle maybe. (Yeah, I know it's weird, but I've run the scenario through my head so many times, and ladle definitely keeps recurring in my dreams.) These Victoria Beckham pictures from Vogue U.K. only serve to further my hot and heavy-handed mom fantasies, but, then, I've been a very bad boy. A spanking is probably in order from Miss Vicky. Enjoy.