Two Memorable Musicians Split

I personally hate talentless couples like Halsey and G-Eazy. Even when combined it’s hard to convince anyone to care about their careers. G-Eazy’s music is about as entertaining as the idea of smelling what’s under Chrissy Metz cleavage after she had a long day of walking in 100 degree weather. Halsey is just another “pretty face” pop star industry plant with ABC quality singles. And the kicker is that she’s half-black but can pass for full-white. Just like Paris Jackson if Michael had actually preferred making love to women instead of to the rear ends of young men. Racial ambiguity is the best of both worlds really, victimhood with a very marketable face.

23-year-old Halsey announced a few days ago that she and 29-year-old rapper G-Eazy are taking a break after about 10 months together. According to sources that spoke to TMZ, no one should really be surprised that they broke up.

Halsey confirmed the split with the following statement:

“I feel the need to inform my fans. G-Eazy and I are taking some time apart. I’m eager to continue the upcoming passage of time dedicating myself to my art and my career and the duration of my tour. I wish him the best.”

I’m not losing any sleep over her break up with G-Eazy. He’ll go back to making more “fuccboy” music and she’ll go back to stuffing more meat in her mouth than competitive hot dog eating hero Joey Chestnut. Their union even being allowed to happen just means it’s a terrible time to be a human being. Some nobody got together with another nobody, did nothing for almost an entire year and don't have anything to show for it. Wait. I tvake that back. Their "Him & I" single is truly one for the books and will be remembered for generations to come.

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