aldo-vallon - October 12, 2018
I am going to see an item-by-item list of all the grading criteria the great minds over at Cosmo use in order to select their so called women of the year. Until that day I will refuse to accept any of them as my own women of the year.
Don’t get me wrong, I am a big supporter of Cosmo’s work. They have been teaching inexperienced girls how to please their man for decades now, and that is something that the men who benefitted from those services will always be grateful for. But they cannot let those accomplishments carry them forever. And if they are accepting suggestions for a few new criteria, I will gladly lend a hand.
I say any woman who is in the running for woman of the year should be placed at the top of a building. A (stuffed animal) puppy would then be thrown from the rooftop. If the woman does not throw herself after what she thinks is the real puppy, then she is no longer a contender and she needs to be ostracized from society. If a woman does throw herself off and she survives, then she gets to move on to the next round. If she does not survive the fall, then she will be included as an honorable mention.
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