Talulah Riley Has The Perfect Bikini Body

Fine, I admit it. Talulah is moderately attractive. I can kind of see why Elon Musk was willing to marry her twice. I mean, he was still kind of slumming it, though, we can all agree on that. Once he got those hair plugs in place the stud could have gotten any woman in the world. Hell, I would have been willing to help him break up my grandparents marriage if he felt so inclined to marry my grandmother, but instead he settled for Talulah.

She does have a great body, I will give her that. On a hotness scale she falls somewhere between Rosie O’Donnell and Denise Richards when she was in her prime. I know that scale is effectively casting a wide net, but that does not make it any less true. In fact, I would argue that it makes it more true if anything.

If I tried to be more accurate and put her between two Instagram models then it increases the possibility that I would be wrong. My integrity as a serious journalist means too much to me to open up the prospect of betraying the trust my readers have put in me.

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