Taco Bell’s Latest Dorito Loco Flavor Is Loco

Taco Bell is continuing its quest to both make us all fat and die of diarrhea with their latest Doritos Tacos Locos flavor Spicy Chicken Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos. It combines the taste of Doritos' legendary cool ranch flavored chip with spicy chicken taco meat. Taco Bell must have a room full of high people that they feed a constant stream of high grade Maui Wowie to come up with these kinds of ideas. This doesn't even sound appetizing. It sounds like acid reflux and an uncomfortable trip to the toilet the next day. Add to that the Tacos Locos flavors they already have and items like their waffle taco breakfast treat and I believe you have the makings of an insidious plot to kill everyone in America. The other possibility is that Taco Bell is receiving funding from the drug companies that make Lipitor and the insulin that diabetics use.

Either way I am totally going to put my own health and well being at risk to try this masterpiece of culinary death and report back to you...if I make it.