Sony Presents ‘Since 1995,’ Tickling Our Nostalgia-Glands in Time for PlayStation 4 (VIDEO)

The countdown to PlayStation 4 continues, as do the efforts of the evil masterminds in Sony's PR Hype Department. These guys will stop at nothing to make us part with our cash next month, including exploiting one of the most powerful forces known to gamer-kind: nostalgia.

As we saw previously, simply owning this console will earn you a living room full of new trendy Asian friends. You'll game together, laugh together, drink expensive wine together, install shitty art on your clinical, plain white walls which only exist in commercials and/or hospitals together; your life will be enriched. All of these things we were promised in the recent A Day With PlayStation ad.

But today, Sony sees your trendy Asian friends, and raises you some memories. More specifically, your memories of Crash Bandicoot, Spyro the Dragon and other ballaches you may have played almost two decades ago. Let's party like it's 1995 and watch as the story of PlayStation history is told in three minutes.