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bill-swift - October 22, 2012
Thinking too much about one thing might make you mistake something else for it. Case in point: if you keep thinking about J. Lo's bum, then you might end up mistaking the moon for it instead.
With all those Halloween specials airing on cable lately, you might be feeling more paranoid than usual. When you start hearing noises that go bump in the night, it's time to grab your fungus and shoot the hell out of it. Oops, did we say fungus? Guns. We meant guns.
When you're up for dessert, make sure you drop by Mickey D's for some d#ck cones. Replace that with an 'i' and you'll see just how...wrong this dessert is. But that was actually supposed to read 'dipped' cones, of course.
Check out the gallery above to get your daily dose of laughs from this weeks hilarious SMS Fails!
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