Shakira Brings the Sexy Back to Shorties

One could literally build a shrine to the sexy Lebanese-Columbian hottie Shakira. I know this to be true for I've built one in the 'bonus room' of my abode. It's not so much a shrine as a frightening, but dedicated display of stalkerism to this ridiculously hot diva. There's something about those uber-tight black pants she's wearing on tour that is reaching deep into my primordial goo pool and firing some not often tweaked synapses in some very sensitive neurons. Waka waka indeed. Enjoy.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

Ever since seeing these Shakira She-Wolf promo pictures I just new that 2010 was going to be the year of the World's Hottest Midget.