Sexy Emily Ratajkowski Stops Traffic Showing Off Her Figure In A Mini Skirt And Tiny Tube Top

I have seen that look on a girl’s face before. That is the look that says, “Why the fuck are you still staring at me?”

Well, Emily, maybe if you were not wearing a napkin as a shirt then I would have less to look at. Better yet, go ahead and brush your hair in front of your face like that girl from The Ring, so that we cannot even see your cheekbones. Those alone are sharp enough to slice summer sausage. If she ever finds herself stranded on a desert island then they might come in handy as a survival tool, but until then they are only going to attract attention.

How can I not be expected to stare at a woman who has cleavage showing on her stomach? That is an increasingly rare trait to see in a person. I am not sure if it was ever common, but with the plague that is type 2 diabetes ravaging the population of the first world, the bearers of washboard abs might be a dying breed. To Emily’s credit, she did make an effort to cover up most of her stomach with her skirt. Unfortunately that meant she had to expose even more of her legs.

[Very Much Just A Gallery of Emrata In All Her Bikini + A Straw Hat Photos, Of Which There Are More Than You May First Expect]

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