Serinda Swan Cleavy Hot Noir Lady Treats

So many sextastic celebrities, so little time. I often feel that way during my X-rated panic attacks. How can I possibly cover all of the visual wonderment there is to ogle in our world when I am but one man. I mean, one strong and handsome and benevolent man blessed with a horse like appendage. The point is, I totally forgot about Serinda Swan. And then, there she is all cleavy and alluring and reminding me how my brain can only hold so much lust at one time. But there's got to be room for Serinda.

The fetching and faptastic TV star lights up the imagination when she gets down to the business of getting decked out and all sorts of noir hotness. Yes I'm staring into her braless top. That's how we say hello and welcome back where I come from. I have missed you and your classic passion inducing hotness, Serinda. These Liz Rosa photos are but the tip of the iceberg of all the memories of your fine female form in deep storage in the libido library. Come back twice as strong and four time as often, Serinda. I'll bump you up to front row file status I assure you. I know. That's quite an offer. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Liz Rosa

When we first met Serinda by a table in Hollywood five year ago...