Lex Jurgen - March 29, 2014
Fresh off a speech to the children of Oakland about sticking to your dreams and not drinking so much champagne with your Xanax to battle your molested child actor demons, Selena Gomez got served papers by a fat woman who was stalking her outside a convenience store. That sucks when you're just trying to get your Slim Jim on and a multi-jowled agent for service of process slaps you with a subpoena. It's believed the appearance order relates to one of the Justin Bieber little man rage on paparrazi cases pending. Probably the one back a couple years ago when Justin launched his purple mid-top at a photographer outside a mall where he was hanging with Selena at the time. Nobody believes that the paparazzo really got hurt, but a karate kicked purple shoe is still a heinous act that will probably run him about $200K if I had to put my guestimating beanie on. Selena Gomez was there at the scene urging Justin to restrain his gamma radiation rage. Selena was the lookout who noticed all the photographers taking angry Justin's picture and probably foresaw that in two years time she'd be coming out of a convenience store only to be set upon by a fat woman with a subpoena. Prescient. And some nice looking legs too.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
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