Scarlett Johansson Pictures from Allure Magazine are Not as Alluring as I’d Hoped

So I'm not sure exactly what happened, but I was expecting this month's Allure magazine to have the hottest Scarlett Johansson pictures ever. And while it's true, the main picture is by far the sexiest Scarlett Johansson picture that we've ever been lucky enough to see, what the hell is up with the rest of them?

Sweater puppies are one thing, but what's up with putting a real puppy in the shoot. Were the publishers too worried that their magazine would spontaneously combust due to the sheer heat of Scarlett and her incredible hotness? I don't know who decided to use the cute button on this shoot, but that person should be fired.

So, enjoy the one hi-res, super-sexy picture of Scarlett Johansson from Allure magazine, and then weep for what could have been.

I guess the Scarlett Johansson pictures from Equire were sexier after all.