Sandra Bullock Gorgeous Lady In Red Shows Some Sexy Skin

The only flaw I can find in these photos is that Sandra Bullocks is hiding her buttocks in a fluffy dress. I can appreciate her face as much as any man, but I like to keep close tabs on the state of her whole body. That job becomes infinitely harder when I can make out neither form nor features. I don’t know what is going on down there.

She could have been overrun by a horde of cellulite barbarians, leaving her legs in ruins, or she could have had an experimental surgery to turn herself into a faun. I understand that both scenarios are equally as unlikely, but these are the kinds of wild theories my mind comes up with when I have nothing to prove them wrong.

I bet that dress is comfy as hell, though. It’s like someone wrapped her body in a duvet and strapped her boobs down with strips from the sheet. Her little ladies must feel real secure like that, which must put her mind at ease. She doesn’t have to worry that the next flurry of flash photography is due to a nip slip.

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