TGIF: Roxanne Pallett vs. Giada de Laurentiis Cleavage Battle (VIDEO)

Yep, okay, it seems like an odd match-up, but follow me here. Roxanne Pallett is the reining queen of British soap opera cleavage, sneakily peeked by so many men over the shoulders of their ladies. And, Giada De Laurentiis is the secret cleavage lust crush of so many people who write me secret anonymous emails in the middle of the night after watching cooking shows with their girlfriends and wives. Super secret ogled boobs where men usually fear to tread. So, enter cleavage battle, betwixt this clip of Roxanne Pallett flashing the boob tops in Emmerdale and Giada De Laurentiis jiggling about while pleasantly creating pizza on the TV Food network. It's the true win-win situation. Enjoy.

And, for a little Giada De Laurentiis bonus, since we're just introducing her officially today, here's the petite cleavetastic cook from recent photospreads in Redbook and Ocean Drive magazine.