Michael Garcia - June 7, 2016
Mad Max hottie Riley Keough was spotted at an even in New York City looking all kinds of chesty. It seems that when Riley hits the red carpet she always makes sure that her yabbos look mighty fine. They are precisely the perfect size. Not so small that they disappear when she lays on her back but not so big that it gives you carpal tunnel in your wrist from handling them. It's the Goldilocks effect only it's with boobs and not porridge. So, I guess if Goldilocks was a lesbian instead of a glorified burglar. I was a big fan of her in Mad Max. I mean Charlize Theron is hot...but not really in that movie. Imperator Furiosa is kind of scary, like she'd do permanent damage to your wiener if you tried to hit that. But not Riley, no she's all good loving.
She's also Elvis' granddaughter. Like ELVIS Presley. I bet that means she knows how to use her hips.
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