Rihanna Bare Midriff, High Slit, Perky Boobtastic, It’s All There

I'm an unabashed Rihanna hot body luster. Though, ironically, there is lots of bashing going on privately, but self-injury is a victimless crime in the name of expressing one's passions for the lovely ladies. Rihanna simply loves to show off her taut body, and why not. In fact, seeing her bare midriff and her proud chest leaving a Beverly Hills restaurant is about the most clothes she's worn in a while. Though still alluring.

For some reason about half the world has a problem with Rihanna. The other half, like me, we just leer and smile and wish she were our girlfriend for about one long weekend. Granted, longer than that seems like it might be something of a bother, but that's true of most male female relationships that go past the first weekend. As for me and Ri-Ri, we'll flame out by Saturday and be left with only happy memories and feathers covering our exhausted privates. I'm almost certain this one is going to happen. Enjoy.

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