brian-mcgee - December 28, 2018
Guest columnist Mark Wahlberg dropped by to tell us all about his hot wife, Rhea Durham...
Yo bro, I caught you lookin' at my hot wife. Don't act like you weren't checking her out. And why shouldn't you? She's got a wicked hot body.
This one time I caught my brother Donnie checking out her ass and I was like, "Yo, Donnie, you want me to call Tom Selleck and have him fire you from that show you're on I've never seen?" He tried to act like he wasn't checking out her ass and I was all like, "It's alright bro, you're my brother, Donnie, and I'll always love you, but I'll crack your head open like an elderly Vietnamese man if I ever see you looking at her ass again."
It's alright, though, Donnie's okay with me. Ever since he married Pam Anderson, me and him are cool. But he also needs to know that if it wasn't for me, bro, he'd be hanging out parking cars with Jordan Knight right now. That's not fun for anyone, bro.
So yeah, you can look at these pictures of my hot wife, just don't let me catch you doing it, bro. And Donnie, if you're reading this, I'd suggest clicking on another article, bro. Don't think you're gonna find some loophole out of this argument.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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