Real Housewives Blonde Hottie Kristen Taekman Panties Flash in Miami

As you know, I refuse to formally learn the names of the Bravo Housewives. It has something to do with the onset of the Apocalypse and the End of Days. That's all I can say. Also, I'm horrible with names and I want to feel like a man at all times. I do however concede that these veteran socialites and rich wives do often have quite ogle worthy bodies and looks and do share those in more revealing circumstances and I do pay attention. I'm only human, leaning animal.

In the case of Kristen Taekman, she didn't really intend to show so much. The Housewife was down in Miami with every other see and be seen VIP at Art Basel pretending they're cultures and effete. I can't blame them, I do as well, when on dates. So last time about 2009. But Kristen did a few turns in her beach dress for the cameras and her maroon panties came right into view. Not exactly naughty underthings, but these are housewives after all. Not the precocious babysitters. A panties flash is ever titillating to this here whippersnapper, so I delighted quite nicely. This is my art. Female bodies my canvas. I can't discuss my brush in polite company. Enjoy.

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