Please Tell Me Britney Spears Isn’t Pregnant Again

Um, I know it's not exactly politicaly correct, but can we talk about forced sterilization for a second? According to MSNBC, Britney Spears is pregnant again, and I hope you find that as scary as I do.

Britney Spears's friends believe that the baby-popping singer may be pregnant again, according to In Touch Weekly.




The friends' concern may help to explain why Spears seems not to have lost any of her pregnancy weight and why she has been getting sick lately.




In one widely circulated photo, Spears was shown throwing up peanut butter and reports said she had been drinking, but according to ITW, Spears has been skipping the booze.




"Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka," a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the mag. "But Britney drank bottled water."




Spears gave birth to her second child only four months ago -- but friends point out that she got pregnant for the second time only three months after having her first child.




"I've seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now," a "pal who sees Britney every week" told the mag. "She's heavier, but that's not it. It's the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she's pregnant, like she's relaxed and happy."

I'm really not sure how many children she is willing to have and then neglect, but I find it troubling. It's one thing to have a brood of spoiled, undisciplined brats running around, who in about 15 years will be terrorizing the west coast, but I think there are larger issues at play here. I'm a little worried she's raising an army.

All I know is, that new boyfriend of hers better run. He's the guy with beard walking behind her.

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