Pippa! The Duchy Sister And Her Hot Mom Form a Sexy Middleton Sandwich

Oh, Carole, how does your garden grow?

The mother and sister to the new Duchess took to some posh event for the high-browed cocktail party set in in Britannia yesterday flashing off their tanned and toned summer bodies. It seems like just yesterday I first fell in lust with the first royal sister, Pippa Middleton, and now, I'm falling hard for the queen bee in the family, Carole Middleton. Is it wrong to want to spend some alone time in a room filled with nothing but squeeze toys and fluffy blankets with an aristocratic mother and daughter learning, growing, teaching, with a firm, but guiding hand?

Nay. It is ever so right. Middletons, open thy castle gates and let this good knight unbridle his steed. Enjoy.