Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures On A Boat

It's been about six months since the last time we talked about Paris Hilton, and I'm pretty sure that's about as much Paris Hilton as I could possibly handle in a year, so hopefuilly we won't see any more from her until at least the summer. Anyway, she's down in Brazil for some reason or other, and once upon a time that would mean we'd never hear of her, but since we have this goddam stupid Internet thing, we get to hear all about it. If she didn't look halfway decent in a bikini, though, there's no way she'd ever make it on this blog.

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