Pamela Anderson Hard Nipple Pokies On The Red Carpet

With all of the boob augmenting that has gone on over the years I am surprised I haven’t heard anything about a procedure to make nips hard all the time.

One of the prime reasons for getting a boob job is to get more eye traffic going that way, and they hope to spur that on by increasing size. But a couple of hard nips are an easy way to get looks as well. If a doc made it possible to keep nips hard regardless of the temp then I feel like that would be a cost effective way to achieve that outcome.

I guess all the money in the research and development side of making things hard has been funneled into erectile dysfunction remedies. This is one case where I am not upset about dicks taking precedent over boobs.

Besides, a couple of nipple piercings can do just as well at simulating hardness, and they are a lot cheaper than any surgery. Any drunk girl with a safety pin can perform that operation, you just need to make sure some of that alcohol gets used towards sanitizing everything.

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