One Day, This Will Be the Sexy Selena Gomez Walking Away from The Devil’s Midget

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bill-swift - November 23, 2011

Sadly, not yet. Despite rumors of our be-lusted Selena Gomez dropping Justin Bieber after rumors of his proud 30-seconds of baby-producing infidelity backstage with a crazed Bieber fan (and you can imagine the psych stability reports on that lot), it seems the pair remain entirely inseparable, including an early morning trip to IHOP for pancakes, though we took the liberty of removing Little Ellen Degeneres from the photos. It's just too hard to see them together.

Oh, Selena, when will you wake us all up from this long national nightmare. I know you're still technically a teen girl, but that doesn't obligate you to date the dude everybody tells you is wrong for you, sometimes, that 90-lb bespectacled little lesbian flashing fake gang signs really is just wrong for you. Really. Enjoy.

(For those interested in seeing the couple leaving IHOP for Justin's 'Batmobile' custom car, check out the Egotastic Facebook page where we posted the picture amid tears this morning.)

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