Olivia Wilde Might Be The Sexiest Thing On Two Legs

After seeing Olivia Wilde I demand they need to change the phrase “the luck of the Irish” to the luck of Olivia Wilde’s face because rubbing that beautiful mug before starting my day would easily guarantee nothing but good fortune until it was time to count sheep again. Olivia Wilde is 33 and looks better than most women who just turned 18. There’s a hint of refinement in her face that leans more toward youthful vigor than a fossil loosely draped in flesh which is great because I’m not the biggest fan of dinosaurs.

When you're over the age of 30 it doesn’t get much better than Olivia. She even makes one piece bathing suits attractive for the first time in forever. The last time I’ve even seen a one piece in person was when I was child pushing my sister in the pool. Wilde is just a woman that looks good in everything she puts on. I don’t care if she was covered in a handful of seaweed after swimming at the beach she would still be my number one selection. I'm a simple man that enjoys simple relationships but I'm willing to risk having a monkey wrench thrown into my love life if it means Olivia Wilde is my significant other. 

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