Olivia Culpo Tight Tummy In Leggy Yoga Pants Candids

Olivia Culpo looks like she is being eaten from the feet up by those pants. Might I add that is the worst way to be eaten. I don’t often advise jumping head first into anything because of the risk of spinal injury, but in this case it is warranted. So if you ever find yourself with the ability to decide how to be eaten by something else, do not make the mistake that Olivia did. Look at the expression on her face. She is in unfathomable pain.

I think that is the reason why she is double fisting drinks. She is trying to give herself brain freeze in order to numb the pain. I think that is a terrible tactic, and it is only likely to give her even more pain. When I cut my finger I have never thought to cancel out the pain by eating a bunch of ice cream. Eating ice cream only serves to dull emotional pain.

If Olivia really wanted pants to cover up her belly I feel like she should have just worn a onesie. That way she never has to worry about losing the top.

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