Michelle Trachtenberg Gets Nicole Richie’s Sloppy Seconds

Saying Hollywood is kind of an incestuous place is like saying George Bush is the best at public speaking. Whether it's Lindsay Lohan trying to steal Paris Hilton's boyfriend, or Nicole Hilton dating Mischa Barton's ex, or Angelina Jolie going where Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, and many many more have gone, it's pretty safe to say that in Hollywood, six degrees of separation is usually three degrees at best.

So when Page Six reports that Michelle Trachtenberg is hooking up with DJ AM, the one time (actually two time) fiancé of Nicole Richie, really isn't that surprising. That doesn't make it any less gross, though.

There was no doubt in the minds of revelers at Stereo the other night that DJ AM had moved on from his long relationship with Nicole Richie. The disc-spinner invited hottie actress Michelle Trachtenberg into the deejay booth where the cozy pair were seen billing and cooing. Trachtenberg, in a sexy red, low-cut top, later fired up the crowd by dirty-dancing with Bijou Philips, but she left in the wee hours with DJ AM.

I can understand why some celebrities might get their fair share of play around Hollywood, but why all these C, D, E and F-Listers are continuously hooking up with each other in some pathetic attempt to raise their profile is beyond me. And DJ AM? The guy was attracted to Nicole Richie. What can that really say about you?

Now, tell me more about Michelle and Bijou Philips...

More sexy Michelle Tractenberg pics after the jump.