Mitch Jablonski - November 27, 2019
Love Island's Maura Higgins hit us up back at Halloween with an assortment of sexy Halloween-themed lingerie, and now she's back for the upcoming Christmas season modeling a sexy Mrs. Claus-esque line of lingerie. While Mrs. Claus is matronly and basically looks like the late Barbara Bush in almost every pop culture incarnation, I think Santa would've upgraded to a trophy Mrs. Claus for the new millennium.
Maura Higgins would definitely get Santa's red rocket in gear, if you catch my drift, though I guess that kinda implies Santa is some sort of half-man-half-dog creature. If she were hanging around the North Pole, there wouldn't be much work getting done outside of her working the Pole, if you feel me. This Mrs. Claus wouldn't be baking and knitting, she'd be getting everyone—elves included—all riled up and horny.
On second thought, a trophy wife might put Santa's heavy workload in jeopardy because he wouldn't ever want to pull out of his wife long enough to deliver presents. Maybe Santa's brother Fred could marry Maura Higgins. She'd still technically be Mrs. Claus in that case, and the Christmas season wouldn't be endangered. I think this is the way to go.
Photos courtesy of MEGA Agency
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