Maria Shriver and Katherine Schwarzenegger Showing Off by the Pool in Los Cabos

Sometimes the business of celebrity skin can be a troublesome one. So for those of you who have trouble seeing all body types as beautiful, people like my capoeira partner, Sherman Frantangelo, who still uses the word 'dame' in everyday conversation, well, look away young man because the Schwarzenegger women in swimsuits and bikinis are upon us.

First, let me say, finding our your husband or dad has been secretly banging the hard looking housekeeper behind everybody's back and now has a teen love child featuring Arnie's chin, well, heck, I'd have my ass planted in the Ice Cream & Frozen Novelties aisle at the grocery store until my fat ass passed the maximum load limit for the motorized shopping scooters. The point being, cut Maria Shriver and daughter Katherine Schwarzenegger a little break, as the two took their own break down in Los Cabos, the former in her swimsuit, and the latter in a bikini, catching some rays and trading fond stories of yore, only to realize that in most of their family stories now where dad was heading upstairs to change his clothes, he was actually planting his Austrian sausage in dear sweet Mildred. Enjoy.