Man Sues Wife Because Of Ugly Kids

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bill-swift - November 14, 2013

Have you ever seen attractive parents pushing around a stroller with a busted-ass looking kid? Sure, we all have. And we wonder, "How did that attractive person create such a hideous womb weasel?" A man in China wondered the same thing with his own fugly kids. Jiang Feng was concerned about his children's parentage knowing full well that he could not have fathered such hideous beasts. So, he sued his wife for having produced the uggo kids and accused her of infidelity. The kids did turn out to be his but during the investigation it surfaced that the hot wife used to be ugly herself and had had $100,000 in plastic surgery. Naturally the judge ruled in the husband's favor. I wonder how far this could go?

Could a husband sue his wife because his kids are a-holes? It is a well established fact that a-holism is genetic. Sometimes no matter how you raise them, they are just jerks. Someone has to pay. Or maybe you could extend it to kids and sons can sue their dads for passing on the baldness gene. Maybe I could sue my dad for my weak chin? Will any lawyers out there consult, please?

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