Magnet Implants Latest In Body-Mod Wankery

Unscrew those metal horns and pull out those giant plugs because that crap is old news, freakshows! The new hip way to mutilate your body is to implant a "rare earth magnet" under your skin so you can, like, feel the Earth's electromagnetic core, man. You simply go to your nearest sweaty, disgusting, quasi-sterile piercing emporium and ask the tatted wonder freak to slice open your pinkie and stick a magnet in there. Sure, your skin could become necrotic and fall off OR you could move paper clips around without touching them! A New York City writer named Dann Berg had the magnets put in a couple of years ago in spite of the risks. He says of his magic finger, "The vibrations vary in strength depending on where I hold my finger and it's almost like the finger itself is vibrating against an invisible field of energy." Yes, that invisible energy is called electromagnetism, ya freak.

Some people have done this BS thinking it puts them more in tune with the Earth's energies or some such nonsense. That, or it's a wasted opportunity. If you really want to implant magnets in your body why stop at a relatively weak one in your pinkie? Why not high powered electromagnets all over your body? Then you'd be like Magneto and he's friggin' awesome. I would get that crap installed if I could do Magneto-type stuff.