Madonna is Beaten Up By Life!

Madonna may be a mega superstar but it turns out she's just like the rest of us, being beaten up by life, or so she says. The singer shared a new photoshoot taken at her house that has her peeing backwards on the toilet, showing off her cleavage and revealing a massive bruise on her thigh.

Madonna let us know that the bruise is not a sex injury like most of us thought, but that life has simply beaten her up, literally. More Madonna in the gallery!

"Life has beaten me up!
Do you think I give a Fuck.
Only the Devil Cares…"