Madison Beer’s Lesbian Tongue Kiss With Model Claudia Tihan

If you're anything like me, you read the phrase "tongue kiss" and think of only one thing...

One of the funniest two minutes in the history of mankind. God bless Ham Hands Bill, and god bless the tongue kissing Madison Beer and Claudia Tihan are engaging in. It's a glorious thing and I couldn't be happier to see a sweet, long, nice, deep lesbian tongue kiss, especially when it's Madison Beer and Claudia Tihan.

Seeing that tongue break the surface of her lips and going in her mouth is one of the sexiest things you'll see today. Probably all week, I mean, we're not quite over the hump yet so I don't want to call it early, but holy hannah it's gonna be tough to top this lesbian tongue kiss.

I still hate Madison Beer's name, it still sounds to me like a derogatory term Milwaukeeans use to describe watery ale. But I love the way she tongue kisses Claudia Tihan. Almost as much as I love Ham Hands' ode to Robin. I could listen to that on a loop. And if you're a Stern fan, I nearly crashed my car the first time I heard this because I was laughing so hard...

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