Looking For A Prostitute? There’s An App For That

You know when you are in Germany and you want to have sexual relations with a prostitute but you just can't find any. Normally, you'd just return to your hotel and order some schnitzel and gonderfrudelaneder from room service. Luckily, an Austrian app developer named Pia Poppenreiter - which means "screw-rider" btw - has created a new app called Peppr to help you locate prostitutes in Germany. The idea is that with this app will keep prostitutes from having to walk the dangerous streets as well as connecting customers with sex workers. The developer says that the app is,

"Not unlike Uber for sex workers, the Berlin-based Peppr app uses GPS to connect potential clients with prostitutes in their immediate area. Prostitution is legal in Germany, and the app's declared intention is to save prostitutes from having to pound sidewalks for customers."

Whatever you think of the moral or legal ramifications of prostitution, you've got to admit that this app makes the whole thing convenient. I wouldn't know where to pick up a prostitute and I live in New York City where you would think that kind of thing would be easy. Maybe Peppr will come to Nevada...so to speak.