Don’t Feed the Celebrities

Be careful, Reese Witherspoon bites. (Socialite Life)

Funny video: If porn sites were actually strip clubs, they'd look like this. (CollegeHumor)

Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson are ready for their 80s lesbian wedding. (DListed)

Courtney Love is always nice to her fans. She still has fans? (Pink is the New Blog)

So Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have not broken up? I'm so confused/don't care. (PopSugar)

Olivia Wilde drives me... wild. (Popoholic)

Alyssa Milano and David Bulgiari are engaged. (Just Jared)

You know, I never actually noticed Heather Graham's eyes... (Goldenfiddle)

Paris Hilton and George Clooney!? Say it ain't so. (CityRag)