Not Another Lohan…

Meet Lindsay Lohan's half-sister. (Pink is the New Blog)

This is what Jessica Simpson looked like before the plastic surgery. (CollegeHumor)

Heidi Montag is the future of Christian music. Or the Devil's music. (DListed)

Blake Lively is no Paris Hilton. (PopSugar)

Angelina Jolie flashes some ass in Wanted. (Popoholic)

Angelina Jolie may or may not be giving birth right now! (Defamer)

Madonna's rep says she's not cheating on her husband. So she probably is. (Just Jared)

Amy Winehouse concerts aren't friendly. (IDLYITW)

There is nothing "pure" about Paris Hilton. Except maybe that she's a pure whore. (Socialite's Life)

If you thought Tori Spelling couldn't look any more retarded, you were wrong. (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen will record a song together, thereby killing both their careers. (Hollywood Rag)