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Wait. Maybe these are the real Lindsay Lohan pictures from Vanity Fair. (Thighs Wide Shut)

And here are some of the best quotes from Lindsay Lohan's Vanity Fair interview. (Popsugar)

Mariah Carey likes to stay in touch with her fans. (A Socialite's Life)

Joaquin Phoenix really thinks he's Johnny Cash. (Defamer)

Don't bother checking out the first "song" from Kevin Federline. Without a doubt it's complete and utter garbage. (IDLYITW)

Now Patrick Swayze's rap song is something I do want to hear. (Hollywood Tuna)

Queen Latifah gets star number 2298 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. (Pink is the New Blog)

Brad Pitt is ever the doting dad. (Hollywood Rag)

Bill Gates and Justin Timberlake? Talk about your odd couple. (Perez Hilton)

Don't expect to see any Reese Witherspoon bikini pictures on Egotastic! any time soon. (Just Jared)

Somebody really needs to smack Marc Anthony upside the head. (Dlisted)

John Stewart will host the Academy Awards. I think it should have been William Shatner. (Glitterati)

Witness the grossness that is Star Jones. (CelebNewsWire)

Do yourself a favour, and BitTorrent some Sleeper Cell. Best show in a long time. (MiniNova)