Skinny Links

Just because Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie are becoming "friends" again, doesn't mean Paris should be taking diet advice from Nicole. (Hollywood Tuna)

The guys from Lost are geting a little affectionate with each other. Not that there's anything wrong with that. (A Socialite's Life)

Nicole Kidman and Boyfriend (fiance?) Keith Urban go on a trip. (Just Jared)

Britney Spears and her douchebag husband close down a whole Toys "R" Us store. I think that's excessive. It's not like they're actually popular. (Pink is the New Blog)

Renee Zellwegger's marriage had been annulled. As has my caring about her. (Popsugar)

Christina Aguilera says she wants to ditch her "dirrrty" image. Well, now she's completely useless. (Hollywood Rag)

A look at John Mayer's future offspring. (CityRag)

Jake Gyllenhaal on set of his next film directed by David Fincher. (IDLYITW)

Uh oh! The police have gotten their hands on Kate Moss' cocaine snorting video. That can't be good. (The Superficial)

Heath Ledger had trouble with his accent for Brokeback Mountain, but not with nuding it up on set. (Dlisted)

Scarlett Johansson would be the best girlfriend ever. (CelebNewsWire)

Victoria Beckham is a man. Yeah, that sounds about right. (The People We Love to Hate)