Lindsay Milanese: LiLo Becomes Unexpected Belle of Fashion Week in The Boot

I don't know if it's some kind of Herp 1 reverse karma from last week's twin makeout sessons with mom followed by rehabbing hotelier married man buddy, but Lindsay Lohan suddenly became the toast of Milan over the weekend after Deutschland fashion man Philipp Plein named Lindsay the face of his new clothing line (which could mean two new jobs for Lindsay, as my sort-of-acquaintance Alfredo, who services the hipster junior celebrity clients in my building, also wants to name Lindsay the new face of his coke straws.)

Nevertheless, there's no denying, Lindsay Lohan took the good news bull by the horn over the weekend in Milan, conducting several photoshoots, hitting the swank stores of the posh promenades, of course, drinking out on the town, dolling up, wardrobe changes, and even raising money for charity while flashing some serious sideboob. This was Lindsay's weekend, and we pay her tribute. Enjoy.