Leilani Dowding Says Size Really Does Matter in Her Date Night Disaster (VIDEO)

Oh, the tragic memories of measure-happy girls whipping out their yardsticks then realizing a simple ruler will more than suffice. Now, wondering if the latest failed romantic venture was being honest when she told me it wouldn't work out because I lived with my parents, I smelled like cactus, and my car was produced during the Bush Administration (the first Bush).

Well according to our good friend Leilani Dowding, it is the motion of the ocean, and not your boat size, you know, unless your vessel is considered too small to ever set safely to sea. I suppose I'd be offended by this size-of-the-stick talk if I didn't run a website which regularly touts the particularly blessed measurements of certain member of the female species. Karma, she is a bitch.

Anyhow, check it out for yourself as the wicked hot and just plain wicked Leilani Dowding details her Wee Willy Winky story in our latest installment of Date Night Disasters....

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