Lego Strip Club?

When I was a kid, I loved playing with Legos. I would make the thing that came in the box and then I would promptly take it apart and build whatever the hell I wanted to. I won't be constrained by the "rules" of the Lego people. They have all kinds of playsets with everything from Star Wars to The Hobbit and everything in between represented in tiny brick form. But where do the brick people go for a bachelor party or just to unwind after a long week? Where does a Batman or a tiny yellow knight go for a lab dance? A company called Citizen Brick has created a new Lego strip club. It's called Foxy Blox and it is pretty hot. It comes with two minifig strippers, a DJ, and a male stripper that kind of looks like Ron Swanson. It doesn't come with patrons but I guess you have to provide them yourself.

The problem is that Lego doesn't make the right figures to populate a strip club. There is no Japanese business man playset or frat guy bachelor party set. So, you'll have to use a bunch of Hobbits or the pirates from the pirate ship set. Actually, those might work.