Lauren Stoner Green Bikini Cocktail Party on the Beach in Miami

Occasionally I've wondered to myself what life might be like to hang out regularly at the beach drinking cocktails around hot bikini women in tiny tops and bottoms in the middle of the day. I actually think of this ninety-seven times per day, slightly more on the weekends. This is the real life of reality show participants, former Michael Bay girlfriend, and current hang out slender hottie at the beach in Miami Lauren Stoner who most definitely seems like she's eating up her current lifestyle.

Though not necessarily eating enough. I would make her get into some cheeseburgers if she were my lady. I mean, she'd have to pay obviously. I'm on a budget. But this fun loving blonde with the tight hiney always on display in South Florida would be one snazzy beach girlfriend to have for a summer or merely the next few hours or minutes. I work fast out of respect for everybody's time. Man, I want a hot girl and a cocktail on the beach. That's the dream, well, completely dream when the bikini comes off. Enjoy.

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