Lauren Alaina Busty Cleavage Candids After Cancelled Engagement

I would never wish for a person’s marriage to fail, no matter how hot they are. I would never do that. It is a disgusting, selfish desire that only the lowest of society would hope upon a person’s matrimony.

But a person who is only engaged is totally fair game. I mean, what is an engagement if not just the premium version of dating anyway, right? It seems like people get engaged at the drop of a dime—It is hardly a sacred affair.

Proposing to someone is pretty much giving them an IOU for splitting expenses in the future. And until the date of your nuptial you are basically running the gauntlet, trying to decide if it is worth it. So, the rest of us would not be fulfilling our societal obligation if we did not do our part in testing the efficacy of this love, right?

I mean, if they cannot withstand a few slutty men or women throwing themselves at their relationship when it is this early in their relationship then they probably were not going to make it until death anyway. So, basically, this was not the tragic end to Lauren Alaina’s love, but the triumphant avoidance to their divorce, so I say.

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